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Thursday, Jun. 12, 2003
"Josh called an hour ago. He told me he bought his first rap cd yesturday. Then he told me I wasn't his girlfriend, I am his bitch."
paxil-addict
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Thursday, Jun. 12, 2003
"And, if I have to throw a temper tantrum to get what I want, so be it. Sometimes, you have to fight for what you want."
hokiepokie
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Thursday, Jun. 12, 2003
"Someone asked me the other day why farts are so funny. So I kicked 'em in the face for asking such an ignorant question. It's a loud noise that comes out of your ass. If there's something funnier than that, I've never heard of it. And as a comical bonus, it smells like shit."
sturge
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Thursday, Jun. 12, 2003
"[and before you even think of anything naughty, its STRICTLY for faceslappin, because if you think a 10" black novelty dong is how i like to get my kicks, then you, my friend, have much greater expectations for the elasticity of my vagina than i do]"
facepunch
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Wednesday, Jun. 11, 2003
"The problem with the Catholic church is the same problem with the American government: it's run by mostly white men who are drunk on their own power and out of touch with the lives of average people."
rantorama
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Wednesday, Jun. 11, 2003
"He said, "Maybe he was cold when he went fishing because the heater died on the boat, and decided to cut her open to stay warm?" Interesting theory. I can see that. He calls it "The Empire Strikes Back" defense but I call it the Taun Taun Theory for short, plus it just sounds better."
bobmcgoogle
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Wednesday, Jun. 11, 2003
"Weddings, Funerals. One in the same. When either one of these two things happen, 9/10 times you will walk away knowing that you can't expect to see much of those people again."
toomanypets
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Wednesday, Jun. 11, 2003
"Anyone who comes withing 10 feet of me today is getting a headbutt in the crotch."
brennass
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Wednesday, Jun. 11, 2003
"It's like, you know what you're saying is wrong, but you're so mad, you can't help yourself."
grimm0826
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Wednesday, Jun. 11, 2003
"Let's stop making excuses for people whose life troubles are based solely on their own inability to think or make rational choices in life."
crankychick
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