Tuesday, Jul. 15, 2003

"My fear of happiness. Not my fear of happiness. My fear of losing happiness. That constant belief that if I get too happy, something will go wrong. If I get too comfortable, something will come along to fuck everything up. If I get to feeling too safe, a really horrible thing will happen. I�ll be penalized if I don�t constantly stay on guard. I�ll be punished if I get too happy."

heidiann

Saturday, Jul. 12, 2003

"I find that it is best to try to piss men off in the first few seconds to see if they have a sense of humor otherwise why waste my time on someone who is going to get all pissy?"

boardho

Wednesday, Jul. 09, 2003

"The scariest thing I can think of is closing your window blinds at night, and just before you close them completely you catch a glimpse of someone standing outside, looking in."

B�

Wednesday, Jul. 09, 2003

"it's all about choice. you can decide whether you want to shave or not. you can decide about makeup. about your clothes. about the books you read and the bumper stickers you put on your car. you can choose to stop caring what anyone thinks. god, it's taking me forever, but i swear we can find a way to be individuals.

"and you can think i'm not a real woman if i refuse to shave.

"but i know i'm not a real human if i have to."

open-book

Thursday, Jul. 03, 2003

"pet me! the power of my tummy compells you!" (captioned with a picture of her cat)

twofreunds

Tuesday, Jul. 01, 2003

"The ad makes two very good and very important points...

1. By taking the product, I can shoot my cum like a porn star (because this is something that every male aspires to be able to do) on my girlfriends face (which of course, every woman loves). and...

2. She'll never forget me because I WILL HAVE DROWN HER WITH MY MASSIVE POOL OF SEMEN."

nastybastard

Tuesday, Jul. 01, 2003

This one was too long to quote. But it is the best resignation letter ever written.

prolixity22

Tuesday, Jul. 01, 2003

"I read the ingredients and directions for use on shampoo & conditioner bottles when I'm on the toilet."

smartepants

Saturday, Jun. 21, 2003

"So here I am with my two personalities, the real and the fake both always battling for supremacy and neither winning. Isn't pathetic to say I just want to be happy? Can you learn to be happy? Can one actually learn how NOT to be self destructive? How not to be envious and full of self important? Truth is, I don't have to worry about others looking down on me. I do that well enough myself."

shawntasy

Saturday, Jun. 21, 2003

"I just have to get some sex wipes that don't smell like a summer breeze or a spring rain or a hospital toilet. Where is the sex wipe which smells of the musky under folds of fragrant oxes?"

pitty-sing